Sex is for Losers (shut up)

We are the Unfukd. We have no sex, and it's not our choice. If we could be getting some hot, sweaty ass, we totally would be doing so. But we can't, so we're bitching about it.
We know you understand. And if not, go fuk yourself -- because God knows we can't do it.

dating and still not getting any ass

I'm Annie. My boyfriend's name is André. I know what you're thinking -- what?? this one has a boyfriend??

Yeah, I have a boyfriend. He lives in Brazil. And not just in Brazil, but an itty bitty city in the middle of nowhere, Brazil. Do you know how far away that is? A ten hour overnight plane ride, an hour wait in line at immigration, an hour bus ride from the airport to the bus station where we catch another bus for the four hour trip up into the mountains. And then after a few hours, sneaking away from his family, I can get a piece of ass.

And this trip happens a max of twice a year if we're lucky. Which leaves me a very frustrated girl which phone sex and toys do not satisfy. I NEED LAID. Dammit.

this post courtesy of bassclargrrl

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